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[21 Jan 2006|12:28pm] i woke up so freaking early this morning i hate when you wake up and cant go back to sleep srsly today has sucked and i've been being rude to people all day and i really hate being like this really really really (7) comment

[14 Jan 2006|12:27pm] i've always wondered about this how come asians always stick together i mean not all asians but srsly like 75% i went to baskin robins about twenty minutes ago and the biggest group of asian teenagers were there and each little asian girl had and asian boyfriend and they were feeding each other sundaes its like they're all sticking together because they know when the world comes to an end and we have nuclear winter or the ice caps melt and everyone melts and combusts into dust and dies because we have no o-zone layer left the asians will still be alive because they will still have there super high tech brain power from not combinding there genes with rest of our retarded races so then they will be able to make a space ball to compact there tiny bodies into and make it through the scorching flames, explotions, or the intense freezing weather. yeah asians i know whats up (2) comment

[12 Jan 2006|12:24pm] i think i want to be a scientist like as a profession srsly plus everyone knows that men in lab coats are hot as shit (2) comment

[11 Jan 2006|12:23pm] tonight i saved a rabbit okay so i go to whitemarsh mall to meet up with one of my friends because my car is broken and he was my last resort for a ride okay so as i'm walking into the mall with my friend we see these big fat mall goths and this kid jimmy who's my one friends little brother and he stops us and says hi and shit and they have this baby bunny who the leader of the goths stole from the pet store in the mall so i over here these idiots saying how they don't know what to do with the rabbit because none of them could take it home and how they want to throw it on the main road and see how long it would last and i was like hulkmainia and serioulsy freaked the fuck out i was yelling at these kids hard as shit and then i took the raddit i srsly snatched this shit like a nigger snatches cash so now i have a baby bunny and im smuggling this thing back into the mall like drugs to look for my friend and i can't take the rabbit back to the pet store because they'll think i stole it and then i'll get arrested knowing my luck so finally TWO HOURS LATER we find my one friend with the car i was pissed and i had all these little 12 year olds up on my shit like AWCUTEBUNNYROFLZ but this guy at subway gave me letuce for the rabbit this is srsly like the calmest rabbit ever and it eats like a fat bitch soooooooooooo then we went to this one kids house put it in a box and then went and did whatever and then i took it home and made it a little house and shit but my mom was up and she bitched hard as shit until she was holding it and i was like yeah, shut up but she says i have to get ride of it by monday or she'll kick me out? i guess thats a fair deel yeah (2) comment

[08 Jan 2006|12:22pm] i think i got bit by a spider lastnight maybe i'll get powers or an infection either ones good enough for me comment

[06 Jan 2006|12:16pm] i got fired today i had a revelation tomorrow= job hunting comment

[04 Jan 2006|12:15pm] I deleted all those depressing entries of the past. Seriously, I have to move on. She's with another dude already. It's a new year. I went to this rave party from 8pm to 3:00pm of the next day on the 31st of december and I saw her there, making out with this blonde dude. What a way to recieve a new year. No words. (1) comment

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